Pip Squeak

Yesterday I made a mad dash to the mall to try on some dresses at Ann Taylor Loft.  I found two, both on sale - score!  As I was basking in my I got such a good deal glory I stopped by the kiosk in front of the Apple store that puts permanent screen protectors on iphones and computers.  The stick on protector I have for my iphone is looking worn out and I had heard people at the office talking about the permanent ones.  There was a kid working the kiosk who looked to be late high school/early college age.  I asked him if he could write the prices down on a business card but he suggested I take a picture of them with my phone (kids!).  As I was doing this he asked me if I had the new ios5 system downloaded to which I answered yes.  He then told me he had a cool trick he could show me.  I asked him if it was the fact you can use your camera without unlocking your phone.  He said, and I quote "Yes!  That's awesome - my Mom would never be able to figure that out!"  {Insert Record Scratch Here}  In my head I said - Hold up - Your Mom?!!  I'm no spring chicken but there is NO WAY I look old enough to be your Mom you little pip squeak!  In real life I just smiled, turned around, walked out of the mall and felt deflated for the rest of the evening.